Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Coming in from the cold

Well this is it - I leave for Thailand TOMORROW! Extremely excited. For those of you who don't know, my dear old dad made a radical life change and moved to Thailand with plans to retire or maybe teach English to make a little extra cash.

Tomorrow morning I am outta here at 5 am and on an early flight to Bangkok, then a connecting flight to Phuket where we will stay for a few days, before heading to Koh Samui which is where my old man lives. On my way back to Tokyo, I'm spending 3 days in Bangkok by myself because even though I have heard back things about Bangkok - big, dirty, polluted, noisy, yucky - I still feel I should at least see Thailand's capital for a few days. But most of the time I think we will be on the beach, or zooming around on a scooter to see the sights.

But with beaches like this....



who knows if I'll make it back to Tokyo!!!

Well my dad has a laptop, so I'm sure I'll put up a few pics at some point. So, everyone, enjoy your Christmas holidays and have a great ole years whatever you may do!

Take care... ki o tsukette!

Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Dirty talk

In my continued attempt to learn Nihongo (Japanese), in the mornings I like to listen to these audio files of conversational Japanese lessons called 'Pimsleurs Japanese'. It is quite easy - you listen, they teach you new words, you repeat, they ask you questions, you answer it, they do one side of the conversation and you do the other, it's quite good and easy to remember because of all the repitition.

But today I'm convinced that Pimsleur is trying to teach me dirty talk, because ALL of the conversations seem to revolve around hooking up with the opposite sex!

Allow me to give you an example:

Man: Nanika tabemasuka? Do you want to eat something?

Woman: Hai, tabetai desu. Yes, I want to eat.

Man: Doko de tabemasuka? Where do you want to go eat?

Woman: Anata no tokoro de. At your place!

Man: Hai, ii desu. Yes, I see!


Or here's another example, which I think must be a good conversation for prostitutes:

Man: Nanika tabemasuka? Do you want to eat something?

Woman: Iie, demo nanika nomitai desu. No, but I want to drink something.

Man: Nani o nomimasuka? What do you want to drink?

Woman: Osake. Sake.

Man: Doko de? Where?

Woman: Hoteru de! At the hotel!


At the hotel indeed! Sheesh, obviously these conversations are for people who like to go out and get drunk and get laid! Like Carla! Ha! Just kidding Yam.

Saturday, December 16, 2006

My Tiny Universe

It is really nice having my own place for the first time in my life. My 'apaato' is quite small, but very comfortable for one person. I am very happy with My Tiny Universe, everything is clean and everything works, not like in Turkey where we often took cold showers or ran out of water!

Please allow me to give you the grand tour of the facilities.

When you first enter, you take off your shoes (much like in Turkey) at the entrance before stepping in. This is so that you don't drag dirt and crap into your place and onto your tatami mats. Unfortunately, I have no tatami, which actually makes cleaning a lot easier! Anyways, you will see at your immediate right is my tiny kitchen. It has a tiny fridge, a tiny counter top, and a tiny one-burner flame.



Directly opposite the kitchen is the bathroom. It has one toilet, one tiny sink, and a small bath tub. If you look closely you will see the sink and the bath share the same plumbing - you simply turn a plastic knob to change the water from the sink to the shower!



This is my sparse living room. It has penguins on the curtains (not my choice, my boss gave them to me!), a big sliding glass door to a small balcony to hang laundry, and a 'kotatsu' or hot table. You will notice that in Japan, as in Turkey, you sit on the floor either on a carpet or a mat or cushion, and the table is low to the ground. It must be making my back stronger, getting up and down from the ground over and over again. Also you will notice my beautiful, wonderful, brilliant Macbook.



And finally, my bedroom is a loft up a small ladder. It is nice sleeping up there, and in the winter it is a lot warmer up there than downstairs. But it makes answering the phone a bitch, because I have to scramble down the ladder to get the phone which is downstairs!



I sleep on a futon, which is pretty much a number of small, flat mattresses piled on top of each other, on the floor. When I first started sleeping on a futon - as opposed to my massive cushy double bed that I had at home in Trinidad - I woke up every day with neck and back pain. But now, it is extremely comfortable, and I sleep like a baby.

So, that's about it! The grand tour is now finished. If anyone is planning to come visit me, don't worry, it may look small but there is always room for a friend!

Friday, December 15, 2006

Partners in Crime

This is my dear friend, Taeko-san, who is without a doubt the coolest and sweetest person in all of Tokyo.



Now I know it looks as though she is hooking her finger into my bra but she's actually not. It's an optical illusion!

We went out last night to an Irish pub in Shinjuku called Dubliners, the same place where you are guaranteed random people will come up to you and chat like old friends. Last night a very strange bearded old geezer came up to Taeko and asked her if she knew where a good 'love hotel' was. Love hotels are all over the city, it's simply a place where you can go with your partner to get your groove on in privacy for an hour or two or whatever floats your boat. But it's super private - apparently when you go to the 'love hotel' you pay for the room through an electronic machine so that nobody sees you! Anyways Taeko of course told the ''jiji' which is Japanese for ''dirty old man'' to piss off.

Tuesday, December 12, 2006

Winter in Japan....

... is not much of a winter at all!



I snapped these shots this morning on my way to my origami class by the dear old lady who teaches me how to make beautiful boxes and leaping frogs, Teruko-san. I can't believe that in mid-December, it is still like fall. No snow, no nothing! In fact this weekend the weather is going to be a high of 17'C! Incredible.



After the origami lesson, I hopped on my trusty steed - my bicycle - and rode to Kodaira's oldest and biggest temple because I'd never been before. When I arrived I wasn't sure if I could just go right in, but not a soul was around, so I had the chance to wander around quietly in a beautiful garden all alone and enjoy the warm sunshine.



In the garden were carefully manicured plants, small streams, and a variety of stone statues.



I also found one particular statue, that I've seen at almost every temple I've been to, and this statue is always wearing some kind of clothes, like a bib or a hat. After a little research, I found out why.



This is Jizo, the Savior from the Torments of Hell. In Japanese Buddhism, Jizo is the guardian of stillborn, aborted and miscarried babies. While that might be sweet, there is a bit of a disturbing story behind this!

It is also believed that children who die prematurely cause so much grief to their parents that they are sent to hell. In hell, they are sent to a dried-up river where they are made to build monuments made of small pebbles to Buddha. But their work is sabotaged by a cruel demon who scatters the stones, and it is Jizo who comes to protect and help the souls by hiding the children in his sleeves. Mothers who have lost their babies often put red bibs or hats on Jizo so that Jizo may take special care of their departed child's soul.

Kind of odd, no? I mean... if I were a mother who lost my child, the last thing I'd want on my mind is the idea of my poor baby stuck in hell and being terrorized by mean demons! Rough!!!!

Anyways, time for school.

Monday, December 11, 2006

Christmas Party

Yesterday was our school's annual Christmas Party, which is a get together for the students, their siblings, their parents, us the teachers, and the managers. It was held at the nearby Koganei Park, and it was a really beautiful sunny day.



I know it's December and it should be winter, but it is really a lot more like autumn. The trees started changing colors a few weeks ago so you still see a lot of beautiful red and orange leaves all over the place. Winter seems to be quite mild here, yesterday was 12'C, which is fantastic, considering this was the view from my living room in Turkey one year ago!!!

Anyway, we had lots of games, such as a balloon race, where you had a balloon on a string around your ankle, and you had to run away from people trying to step on your balloon and pop it.



There was also the tug-of-war....



Where the kids took turns going against the teachers, then against the moms, then against the dads....



Below is a picture of one of my little sweethearts, the one of the left is Aika and she is only 3 years old (see, she is holding up three fingers, she likes to tell people she is three!). She's in my kindergarten class and sometimes they are a REAL handful. On the right is her very sweet sister.



After the party, a bunch of us went downtown to Shinjuku, and ended up in a gay bar with the cheapest happy hour in Tokyo - only 1000¥ and 'nomihodai': all you can drink! Considering you can easily pay 700¥ for ONE drink in a lot of bars, trust me when I say this truly is the best deal in the whole city.




Nomihodai, however, is extremely dangerous. I had a great time but I certainly paid for it this morning when I woke up with a hangover from hell. Ah well, you only live once right! Gotta enjoy yourself now and then.

Sunday, December 03, 2006

uhhmmm.......



I hate to ask a stupid question.... but WTF IS THIS!!!!!!!

Snapped this shot yesterday as I was walking through Shinjuku Station and simply HAD to take a picture. What is this for? What are they doing to this woman? And how can she be so placid and calm when someone is sticking some kind of torture device up your left nostril?

Friday, December 01, 2006

The Singles Scene

When you live in a massively massive city, it is sometimes difficult to meet new people. So recently I've been testing out the waters of the dating pool! Tokyo is full of single people trying to meet other single people. And of course, one way to try to meet people is to go out to bars.

There is this one place I've been to a few times, an Irish pub called Dubliners, which is very popular with foreigners and English-speaking Japanese people. It is kind of a strange place though... imagine going somewhere that EVERYONE talks to EVERYONE as though they already know each other, where people have no qualms about walking up to you and striking up a conversation. It is like shyness doesn't exist once you enter Dubliners. Really very weird!!

But meeting guys in bars is not always such a good idea.

The first date I went on here was with a Japanese man, but it was quite a bomb. I had gone one night to a little bar in my town with my coworker, and after a few drinks, this Japanese gent next to me struck a conversation. Turned out that he was a general in the Japanese army, and he and his Osaka troops had been posted to Tokyo for 3 months to study English in an intensive course, for 6 hours a day. So his English was quite good and he only lived 5 minutes away at the nearby base.

Little did I realize, I had my beer goggles on, so when he invited me out, I thought 'well, hell, I don't know anyone in Tokyo, so why not?', and I agreed to go out with him sometime. When we DID go out, it was awful, incredibly boring, we had nothing to talk about, nothing in common, and that was pretty much that. Never saw him again.

Then there's the internet. I know what you're thinking - that Internet dating is kind of pathetic and weird and only for losers who can't meet people. But YOU try meeting people in a city of 30 million! In Tokyo it is a really popular thing and surprisingly, the people who are online are often quite handsome, and successful, and just trying to meet someone. Or maybe I am just being naive.

My first blind date was quite decent, we met at a Starbucks and chatted quite nicely for about 2 hours, but he was definitely not my type. He was a little shorter than me, and very thin, and very white being Swedish, and well... you know I am a lot of woman... so I tend to like a strong man! He was nice, but not for me.

My second blind date was with a really nice American guy who was very cool, an English teacher who was also drummer in a band, who had been living here for over 8 years. But sadly, he was one of those types who had his heart broken by his last girlfriend and wasn't quite ready, or willing, to try out someone new. We actually did meet a 2nd time, but then, it just died a natural death. Ah well.

Then I recently met up with an English guy who said he was looking for people to play pool with, so we met, and played pool, and it was nice, and we decided to meet again. So we went out for date #2 on Thursday night after work, and he said he wanted to go for karaoke. I know it might seem strange - two people going to sing karaoke - but in Japan it is pretty normal!

Anyways... I suggest a karaoke place... and we go... and he doesn't like it... he starts to bitch and complain about how shite this place is and gets all pissy about it, which I thought was a big over-reaction. Then after the karaoke, he said, hey let's go for coffee! So I assume we're going to a little cafe or something. But then he takes me to a McDonalds, and then pulls out this 600¥ free-purchase card, and 'buys' two McFlurries with it! HOW CHEAP IS THAT!!! I was quite horrified. There is nothing I hate more than cheapness. And not only was he cheap, he also apparently has a temper. Not a good combination. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.

But I must say, the dating scene is pretty fun! Nobody dates in Trinidad - either you are together, or you are just brushing. There seems to be no real in-between, no casual dates to get to know other people. It is fun to just meet new people just for the sake of it, just go out and lime and see how it is. No strings attached, no harm done. So, for now, looks like the single life is for me.

Wednesday, November 29, 2006

Oishii Tabemono - Delicious Food

When people think of Japanese food, they obviously think of sushi.




Above is a picture of 'kaiten sushi' - or sushi on a conveyor belt! Literally. The restaurant has a conveyor belt snaking through all the tables, and you sit and watch as various types of sushi go by, and grab what you want! It is so fun. And at 100¥ per plate, it is a cheap and yummy way to have a nice lunch with lots of different tastes. My favorite is the eel. It just melts in your mouth.

But sushi aside, there is a lot more to Japanese cuisine, such as the wonderful world of noodles! I recently had the privilege of attending an udon-making event organized for foreigners at my local community center. Udon, pronounced ooo-don, is a delicious hand-made thick noodle, which is served alongside salad and soup.

When my hands weren't covered in flour, I managed to get a few shots of the udon making process.

After working the dough into a ball, it is then flattened, by foot, into a large circle.



Don't worry, there's a plastic sheet over the dough!



Then, you fold the flattened circle of dough into layers, and cut them into strips.



The next step is boiling the noodles in a delicious broth of veggies, seaweed and fish flakes. I know that sounds gross but it is really good. The udon is then removed from the broth and cooled in a dish. But what is kind of weird is that they serve the broth and the noodles seperately - but you're supposed to take the noodles from one dish and then put them into the dish with the broth. I guess that keeping the noodles separate, they don't get mushy.


Yum yum. Delicious, but a bit tricky to pick up with the chopsticks.

The day after the udon making, I was invited to a nabe party by the lovely Yoko who cooked us the delicious nabe, which is sort of a stew made with kimchee cabbage, spices, and anything else you want to throw in, such as eggs, chicken, shrimp, or even smoked French meat.



Hmm I wonder what Yana is thinking as she looks so longingly at the nabe? Perhaps..... 'These poor fools.... Little do they know... I'm going to eat all of it. ALLLLLLL!! *evil laugh*'



In Japan, before you start to eat, you say, 'Itadakimasu!' which means 'I'll recieve'. So, all this talk of food has made me hungry, so I'll go eat now. Itadakimasu!

Wednesday, November 22, 2006

Sensoji Temple - Asakusa

On the east side of Tokyo is the famous and impressive Sensoji Temple. According to Tokyo history, way back in 628, some lowly fishermen found a small statue of the goddess Kannon in their nets from the nearby Sumida River, and not understanding what it was, tossed it back, only to catch it again and again. Finally they took it to the local temple to get advice, and it was decided to build the Sensoji Temple to honor Kannon. This makes Sensoji Tokyo's oldest temple, and its large red lantern at its entrance is one of the most recognizable symbols of the city.



That isn't even the temple - that's just the first gate. After you enter the first gate, you walk down a shopping lane turned into a tourist trap, selling a wide variety of overpriced crap -- oops, I mean, wonderful Japanese souveniers! But once you escape the tourist trap, at the end of the lane you come upon the entrance to the main temple.

Look closely - do you see a cloud of incense wafting in the middle?




Before entering the temple, you have to 'bathe' yourself in the incense smoke to purify yourself. You can buy a bunch of incense and light it in the flames, so incense is constantly in the air at this place.



After that, you are ready to enter the temple.




The main building of Sensoji. As you can see there are a hell of a lot of tourists around all the time and it is easy to forget that this is a place of worship, and that inside the temple people are offering their prayers. They must think the tourists are annoying no? If you get prefer, you can do like these old geezers and just breeze out on the steps.



The Sensoji area is quite large, with lots of little gardens and statues of various gods, and, of course, the big man himself, Buddha. I've learnt that the position of Buddha's hands (postures) mean different things. When the hands are pressed together in prayer, it signifies 'the adoration of power'.



Ironically enough, just outside of Tokyo's oldest temple, is an interesting piece of architecture, at the ultra modern Asahi Beer Brewery with its.... um... unique sculpture on top.



Designed by Phillip Stark, the sculpture is called Flame d’Or, or The Golden Flame. It's supposed to represent a glass of fresh, frothy, golden hued Asahi beer. However, Tokyoites took one look at it, and promptly nick named it 'The Golden Turd'. Seems that the Japanese are not without a sense of humour!

Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Life in the 'burbs

So, now you've seen the madness of downtown Tokyo, but I haven't shown you the peace and quiet of life in the suburbs.



Where I live, in the western suburbs, is a really nice and peaceful area. What is good is that downtown Tokyo is so close, so it is easy to experience the big city chaos without having to live in the middle of it 24/7. I live just around the corner from a lovely little river, with a bikiing trail, close to parks and little woods, a golf range and sidewalk cafes and so forth.




In residential areas like mine, it is quite normal to find patches of veggies growing between houses, like in the picture above.

Every Wednesday, I ride my bike on the river trail, cut through the woods, take a short cut through the veggie field, and come out in a nearby town, where a lovely lady named Teruko teaches me the fine art of origami.



This is a little frog, or 'kaeru', and when you press its back for a second, it does a somersault in the air, and lands on its feet! But if you make it badly or lopsided, when it jumps, it lands on its back.



'Tsuru', or crane, which are very auspicious. In fact, the Japanese believe that if you make 1,000 origami cranes, you will get a wish granted.



This one is my favorite - it's a box made from 8 interlocking pieces of paper. Quite pretty eh!

Origami can be very simple or very, very complicated, but I can tell you that you certainly do feel quite satisfied with yourself when you can transform a simple piece of paper into something completely new!

Saturday, November 18, 2006

The Mad Scramble

Tonight I headed downtown with Jana and her colleague and drinking partner, Phillipe, who is from France, and we went to the trendy Shibuya area. Shibuya is popular with young people as a shopping mecca, and it also happens to have a small cinema that was showing an interesting film by a Japanese director who was studying the evolution of reggae in Jamaica.

Shibuya is most famous for having the world's busiest pedestrian crossing in the world. At Hachiko Square, seven major streets intersect, and it is also a major intersection of human traffic moving in every direction. I even took a little video of the famous crossing to show you.



As Rupee once sang.... 'WHOOA! LOOK AT PEEEEEEEOPLE!!!'

Did you notice at the very end of the video, at the right hand bottom corner, a guy runs out into the intersection just as the light turns green, and almost gets hit by a motocycle!!!! Heh heh. Good stuff.

Thursday, November 16, 2006

Eww.

I recently had the joy of experiencing my first critter -- a black, horrid looking Japanese cockroach. I woke up one morning, climbed down from my loft, walked into the kitchen to turn on the kettle for coffee, and when I turned on the light, there it was! Sitting on a plate from last night's dinner, munching away on some crumbs.

I looked down at it, it looked up at me, and mid nibble said, 'ohayo!' which is Japanese for 'good morning'. The f*cker didn't even run away! I tried to kill it, but obviously couldn't do so without breaking the plate it was sitting on, so it got away temporarily.

Later it resurfaced, this time sitting quietly on the floor, and it came face to face with the bottom of my boot. I thought it was kind of weird that it didn't even try to escape or run for its life. A reliable source who has been here for 8 years has told me that Japanese cockroaches are surprisingly docile, and accept their death with honor, samurai-style. But now, it is dead. Thank god.

Anyways, the video link below is a real hoot, I stumbled upon it randomly today. I'd love to put the code on the blog but I'm not to keen on stealing from YouTube. So just click on the link for a truly scary video. My cockroach incident certainly cannot compare!!



Click to watch: Japanese Subway Roaches

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

I feel the earth move under my feet

Here's a scary statistic for you --

20% of the world's earthquakes take place in Japan!

The Japanese archipelago is located in an area where four continental and oceanic plates meet.




Sometimes these plates get frisky and rub up on each other. Sometimes there is some pushing and shoving too, like aggressive drunks in a bar. This is the cause for frequent earthquakes and the presence of many volcanoes and hot springs across Japan. The beautiful and iconic Mount Fuji is actually not a mountain at all, but rather a dormant volcano, and is Japan's highest point. Fuji has not erupted since 1707.

Earthquakes, however, really do happen ALL THE FREAKIN TIME. You sort of get used to it... Sort of. I still get nervous every time I feel one. One second you're peacefully making a sandwich, humming to yourself in the kitchen, and the next second you realize the earth is swaying, swaying, swaying below your feet.

In September there was a 4.2 magnitude quake, and I was in school in the middle of the class. I held on to the table and looked around nervously, but the kids didn't even BLINK! They just chatted like normal through the whole thing as though nothing were happening. I guess they are so accustomed to it, it does not bother them at all.

Today one was measured just off the north coast of Japan's most northern island, Hokkaido, with a 8.1 magnitutde. That is freakin HUGE.




There have been some tsunamis occuring, but I live quite far inland, so I won't be affected at all.

The last major earthquake to hit Tokyo was in 1923, where over 100,000 people died and a large area of the city was destroyed. The scary thing is that they think massive quakes like this happen every 70 years or so. You do the math. Perhaps I chose a bad time to come to Japan!

In Japan, it is sort of scary that earthquakes are simply accepted as an inevitable fact of life. It is not a question of if, but rather WHEN. They all know it is bound to happen - THE BIG ONE - and that hundreds of thousands of people will die. Sort of a strange reality, no? To KNOW without a doubt that it WILL happen, and that there is pretty much nothing you can do about it. 30 million people live in Tokyo today. If tomorrow The Big One hits, can you imagine the devastation? But life just goes on as normal... I suppose all I can do is hope that it does not take place while I am here!

Monday, November 13, 2006

Funny food

To be quite honest, half the time I'm not sure exactly what I'm eating. The Japanese have a habit of putting really badly translated English onto damn near everything, but still, going to the grocery can be a difficult, frustrating and endlessly amusing task when you don't know what the hell it is sitting on the shelf! Often I take things home and try them out without knowing the name or the ingredients. Sometimes it tastes good... Sometimes I'm not sure what it tastes like... Sometimes I throw it away. No wonder I'm losing weight!

Anyways, because I always carry my trusty digi-cam around with me, I recently snapped some pictures of some funny food that I thought you readers might appreciate.



This is a bottle of ume (plum) salad dressing. Note at the top, it says, 'Food, for ages 0 - 100'. Apparently ume dressing is appropriate for both the pre-natal and the ancient. But once you turn 101, you better stop eating it. Or you die.



This stuff is actually a pretty tasty treat, and yes, it does have whole fish in it. Pop the whole thing in your mouth. Crunch crunch crunch!



Ever wondered why Japanese people are so slim? Two words - portion control. A 'loaf' of bread ONLY HAS 6 SLICES!



This is again portion control - EACH COOKIE is individually wrapped! In fact, this is quite normal in Japan, every damn thing comes hermetically sealed three times over. I am sure they would shrink wrap each peanut if they could. I'm not sure what it is, this obsession with individual wrapping, but it sure does cause a lot of waste.



Ok ok... So this isn't food at all... But I thought it was quite amusing anyways. I saw it in the 100Â¥ store today. Apparently it's for women whose husbands and sons keep pissing on the toilet seat -- you put the sticker of the fly or the bullseye to train their aim! Note the angry housewife, and the apologetic husband and son. Also, at the bottom you will see they have a visual of both types of toilets - both the sitting type, and the squatting type, the same kind I encountered in Turkey!



Ah heck, since I've already deviated from the topic of food, I'll just keep going. This is a shot of my laundry machine. Please note the brand name. ''Fuzzy Logic''. That sounds about right to me!

Friday, November 10, 2006

Emily Sensei

Ive realized that I have yet to talk about what I'm really in Japan for - to TEACH! I've been teaching at what is known as an 'eikaiwa', or conversation school. All Japanese students get six years of English instruction in their schools, yet everyone sends their kids to eikaiwas for extra practice. And I can say that teaching has certainly opened my eyes to various aspects of Japanese society, both good and bad.

My only kindergarten class is a real trip. It took me a few weeks to figure out exactly what to do with three little girls! Now I know to just play with them for a while, let them go crazy, and then when they've spent some energy, focus on a lesson, which is usually teaching a set of words. For example, if we do 'D', they learn 'desk, dog, dinosaur', then practice writing the words, and counting. The tiny one, Aika, is only 3, and I can't imagine why her mom brings her to English class. A lot of the time, the moms are rich, bored housewives who like boasting that their toddler is learning English. Hey, whatever makes them happy!

The kids come for group classes, and they are a lot of fun because you can play loads of games with them. My favorite game is 'karuta', where you have these flashcards with pictures of vocabulary, and you lay them on the table, and give the kids fly swatters, and then you call out, 'crayon!' and they have to smack the picture of a crayon. Kids seem to be competitive by nature, so games are good. Plus they have short attention spans, so I don't expect them to sit and study for 50 minutes straight. Sometimes the kids are really sweet. Sometimes they are sort of rude. Sometimes they are kind of nasty and snotty and gross and pick their noses! I wash my hands after these classes.

After the kids come the young teens, which are my least favorite, and most difficult students. And this is where the scary part of Japanese society rears its ugly head. There is a massive difference between kids who are ten and kids who are 13 because when they finish junior high, and move into high school, the pressure begins. In Japanese society, there is immense pressure to conform, yet to also be better than everyone else. Parents make their kids join every possibly club, send them to extra lessons and 'cram schools', and force them to study until 9 pm every night. It is a very competitive system, and going to the right university is very important because if you fail to get into a good university, your life is ruined and you are doomed to a life of mediocrity.

Because of the competition, bullying is a major problem in high schools, leading to a high suicide rate. In fact Japan has one of the highest suicide rates in the world, and not only in teenagers. It is morbid, but true, that 'salarymen' often cave under the pressure and throw themselves in front of a speeding train. Or if you are disgraced in your job, or there is some kind of scandal, people often hang themselves rather than deal with the social shame. You read about suicide in the papers ALL the time. I tell you, flowing just under the surface of this shiny, happy, perfect little society is a very dark, scary undercurrent.

There is a saying in Japan -- 'The nail that sticks up gets hammered down'. As a direct result of all this social pressure, Japanese youth go from being happy, laughing, silly, normal kids, to being sullen, scared, insecure, paranoid young teens. They refuse to talk in class out of fear of embarrassing themselves in front of their peers. If I ask them to read something, and they come across a word they don't know, they don't try to piece it together. Rather, they stop mid sentence, and look up at me with these big, sad, doe-eyes, and I can see it in their face, inwardly they are pleading, 'PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE tell me how to say this word. PLEASE.' I often get frustrated with this age group because I know that they could do it if they try. But when I get frustrated, I remind myself that their academic day starts at 8 am and ends at 9 pm, that they are tired, and are under a lot of pressure at home and in school. Poor things.

Somehow, these pre-teens survive this difficult time in their life, and sometimes blossom into really cool young adults. The older teenagers are surprisingly easy to teach. The students between the ages of 16 and 19 are great, I really enjoy teaching them. We can do a lesson on any and every topic, and they have lots of ideas, opinions, and varying beliefs, and most of all, they have a good level of English, so they aren't afraid to express themselves. Sometimes I am really impressed by their vocabulary and the way they form an argument or state a position.

Then I have the adults who come for one-on-one lessons. They are usually between the ages of 25 and 55, and come from various walks of life - doctors, nurses, grocery workers. Some are what are known as 'Hobby Housewives' who learn English for fun. Some are young professionals, and some just like to travel. Teaching adults is a breeze, as most of the time they just want to chat with you and practice the English they already know, and pick up some new English along the way. They are a welcome break from the madness of teaching kids, that is for sure!

Generally the job is going well, and it is teaching me a lot about children, which is something I know NOTHING about. In fact, teaching kids is sort of like training dogs, ha ha! I'm sure that by the time this year is over, I'll have a whole new understanding about the world of kids.

Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Beautiful

Today something wonderful happened. I was sitting on the train going to a dreaded regional teacher's meeting, and extremely grumpy from having to wake up early to take the train for an hour. It was such a beautiful day though, crystal clear blue skies, fluffy white clouds.

Just then I happened to glance into the distance, and saw some very pretty mountains, but as the train moved into more open space, I saw it --

MOUNT FUJI.



I grabbed my coworker Hamid by the arm, almost knocking him off his feet, and shrieked like a little child, 'LOOK!! It's FUJI!', and quite a few people around us laughed. But it was so majestic, towering in the distance, so beautiful. The picture above does not do it justice. Mt Fuji is about 1,000 km from Tokyo, and considering the air pollution in a city of 30 million people, it is a rare and lucky occasion like this morning that one is able to see the majestic view with no smog, fog or clouds. It was, in a word, perfect. I can't wait to climb it next year!

Sunday, November 05, 2006

Kokubunji Festival

Today was just a stunningly warm autumn day, so myself and Jana jumped on our bikes and went to the nearby Kokubunji Park for the 23rd Annual Kokubunji Festival.

Like most festivals in Japan, the event consisted of traditional costumes...



dancing...



the carrying of floats from the local shrines...



masks...



drums...



and more man-ass than anyone in their right mind cares to see!



In fact, man-ass is a normal sight at these festivals. The thong is part of a man's traditional costume, which consists of a sort of belt thing that is also looped around your bum. So loads of men are walking around ALL over the place with their rears hanging out of a tiny piece of cloth. Similiar to the style of a sumo wrestler. Yet nobody seems to bat an eyelid... except for me, who took pictures!




Jana is happy from seeing so much man-ass! Ha!

Below is a close-up of some old school slippers made of straw. Did you know that thong slippers originated in Asia? In fact, they make socks that separate your big toe from the rest of your toes so you can wear socks with flip flops. Take a close look at all of the pictures above -- almost every person is wearing the thong socks.



We saw many strange things today. These children appeared to be playing some sort of game where they catch fish with their bare hands and then put them back into the pool. But after being caught over and over, and being taken out of water again and again, the fish of course were going half dead and were not very difficult to catch. But the kids were simply fascinated!



Also, dogs are certainly man's best friend in Japan (few people have cats), and it is quite normal to see dogs in sweaters, t-shirts, or even kimonos. But I think this man was taking it too far, carrying his large dog around in his arms like a small child. Jana and I dubbed him 'the dog lover'. The dog seemed quite content, actually.



After many hours of walking around the stalls, poking about at the things being eaten and drank, and getting lots of freebies from various people who were eager to practice their English, we took a seat by the pond and treated ourselves to some sake and beer.



Kampai!!!!! (cheers)